I Hate When The Females On Maury..

someunicorns:

Are all like this BEFORE the test results come in:

“I’m 1 gazillion % sure you are the baby daddy!”

Maury is just looking at the bitch like:

And the guy is just like:

“That little fucker don’t look like me”

Then when they find out he is NOT the father the guy is all like:

And the girl is like:

(Source: kingroy)

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    Are all like this BEFORE the test results come in: “I’m 1 gazillion % sure you are the baby dady!” Maury is just looking...
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