October 2011
5 posts
I Hate When The Females On Maury..
someunicorns:
Are all like this BEFORE the test results come in:
“I’m 1 gazillion % sure you are the baby daddy!”
Maury is just looking at the bitch like:
And the guy is just like:
“That little fucker don’t look like me”
Then when they find out he is NOT the father the guy is all like:
And the girl is like:
September 2011
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August 2011
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May 2011
3 posts
April 2011
2 posts
“I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else because my parents always...”
March 2011
1 post
2 tags
“Yo Charlie Sheen, you’re crazy and all and I’mma let you finish but...”
February 2011
5 posts
“Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself....”
“But I don’t want to go there, baby not with you. I’m happy right here, now I got...”
– Matthew Barber - Where the River Bends
January 2011
1 post
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8 posts
“Look all I know is that you’re the nicest thing I’ve ever seen. And...”
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